hey guys remember me I’M A PENIS LOL
that awkward moment when you post on the wrong account
and write people asks on the wrong account.
it’s okay, i’m not ashamed if people know i’m really ringo starr’s penis i guess
in fact i’m very proud of being a penis
while paul’s penis was forced into heather mills’s cavernous hairy vagina, i was inside this.
and i can still go inside her whenever i want.
problem, paul?
Ask me anything, personal, friendships, relationships, sexual, akward, whatever.
nothing is awkward when you’re a penis
I will always beat you. I am younger, more fit, and much more attractive.
Nobody likes you Ringo's penis. Deal with it.
Nobody likes you Ringo's penis. Deal with it.
lol if how your owner looks is any comparison i’d say age is just a number
let’s hope you aren’t as droopy as them wrinkly cheeks paul’s got now
and i beg to differ, bitches love me. how else do you think someone like ringo could score so well? they kept coming back for more, baby. taste my sloppy seconds you glorified clitoris. you just can’t handle my girth.
